Summary - MysticSafewayBag
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MysticSafewayBag |
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JA! JA! JA! JAJAJA!!! |
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3,164 (1.143 per day) |
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Global Moderator |
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En france! Oui! |
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October 20, 2005, 04:18:44 PM |
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April 01, 2011, 10:21:36 AM |
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About Me
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All-new Safeway bag: the MysticSafewayBagTM. Made from a multi-purpose, hyper-absorbent material which also doubles as its own towel and is 'arguably alive' according to our scientists. May also have psychic or spiritual capabilities and an uncanny ability to be an excellent forum moderator. It's IQ is thought to be exceptionally high and is thought to be capable of entering Oxbridge. Own yours today! Coming to a Safeway store near you!
Disclaimer: Safeway stores are not available in this present time-frame. Safeway takes no responsibility for any injuries caused while attempting to travel back in time to access Safeway stores. Morrison's does not stock MysticSafewayBagTMs. MysticSafewayBag not actually owned by Safeway as it has become sentient and has turned on its creators. Safeway therefore accepts no responsilibility for the MysticSafewayBagTMs behaviour, which may include mild to extreme sarcasm, unwarned censorship and/or editing and intelligent discussions.
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