When Book Cover Designers Get Lazy
I was sorting out the images on my Macbook and I came across this...
This is the original cover design I was sent for the slipcover of the Greek "Dragon Tamers" hardcover. Looks good, right?
If you're not a gamer, reader or designer then yes - it's shiny. Attention grabbing. Looks good.
...But there's something not quite right. Apart from the strange character in the bottom who might be the publisher's mascot, the book's protagonist is a black-haired girl. So immediately, some mental alarm bells are ringing about this cover designer's attention to detail.
Wait, haven't I seen that guy before...?
That's the cover art for Final Fantasy X, voted by Japanese gaming magazine Famitsu to be the greatest video game of all time and fifth in IGN's "Top 25 PS2 Games of All Time". Selling 6.6 million units worldwide, it's a pretty big deal - the Final Fantasy series is one of the best selling video game franchises.
I pointed out the mistake to the publishers and it was redone, though I never did get an explanation as to how that happened.
This amusing event shows that book cover designers are far too often really bad. There are plenty of great ones who can sum up a book in a simple image, and there are a lot of famous, stunning covers - but there are also thousands of 'designers' who think it's acceptable to Google Image Search the keywords that are vaguely related to the work and badly edit it all together with a Photoshopped font on top.
It isn't okay. Google Image Search images are almost all still under copyright, and sticking them all together and selling it is just profiting easily of other people's work. There are people who work hard to create these works - and it's not usually well-known video games that get ripped off, it's independent artists who don't have a chance at taking legal action when their work is stolen for commercial use.
Because of how difficult it is to be sure photo-based covers, especially foreign ones, come from open sources the illustrated covers for my work tend to be my favorites. The amount of work that goes into the airbrush-painted cover for UK Dragon Tamers 2, digitally painted Dutch DT1 and traditionally painted somewhere-Nordic-maybe-Swedish DT1 all stand above the rest for the sheer effort taken. Done well they can create a unique impression of a story's cast.
That's not to say there aren't plenty of great covers made using photographs - most good covers are these days. Two of my recent favourite designs "Fallen" and "Hush, Hush" both use photographs to stunning effects.
In the end, though, there's always people trying to take shortcuts and making things unfair for everything.
Little Bit of Optimism
Hey all,
Sorry for the lack of posts - life has been busy, and fantastic.
The Blog has a new theme, it's a temp one until I can redo the site to something more lightweight.
It used to be I would post about anything important - and, as things go, the important things would often be the worst. Unfortunately, when I post negative or awful things, having to go back over them later just makes me regret ever writing it...
So today, have a post about the good things.
- I got to work with my fiance, and the transition between lovers and mates is a flawless as its ever been. Treating him as a colleague just works and it's so nice to have such a close friend.
- On IM he made some lame joke and posted 'It was worth it, it made you smile". Long after the joke was forgotten, seeing it still made me smile.
- My friends caught wind of some issues we were having with a tenant and we talked (well, ranted, in part) about it over e-mail. Seeing them there for me when I'm stressed or low never stops being unbelievable.
- They helped me get a present for someone very special to me! (Hint: It's not Dave. This time.)
- Dave and my friends conspired together to bring home a tub of Ben&Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream. I'm undersleeping and overstressing so thinking of me like that makes me squee.
- Just e-mailed my agent and stated something I've only just realised: I am happy with my writing right now. Sure, I edit and re-edit and angst about my style and prose; I never get enough writing done to satisfy me... but I'm very confident in the direction my work is going, and the way this series is going to turn out.
To summarize: Everything is awesome.
Hope you can say the same.
Love,
E.Maree
xoxo
Jared is a Strange Fellow
Advisory: This post quotes homophobic slur-words.
As often as I use it for reference, the Wikipedia community isn't one I care much for. Though always stringent when it came to rules, lately they've become almost tyrannical, and the sites owners seem to support it, introducing I.P. recording for all visitors - a move that takes a bold step out of the comfort zone for the privacy-conscious.
Buuuuuuttt that's not why we are here.
Why we are here is to laugh at vandalism.
Some recent edits got flagged up by the forum members, prompting me to do a bit of investigation into the history of some of the pages. And there, I found this beauty:
'''''Dragon Tamers''''' is a novel about jared and his adventures with his good freind betty the dragon they get up to all sorts of mischief, in the sequel, mason comes along, he is well known as the evil Lord Gandolf, he is also a dragon tamer, but his dragon, Frodo is not as well tamed as jareds betty, this series is written by [[United Kingdom|British]] author [[Emma Maree Urquhart]].

Jareth - not quite Jared, but close.
Also, a later edit: jared is a poof.
I want this on a t-shirt.
JARED IS A POOF.
Apparantly.
Also amidst this edits were the words "I'm on drugs." Was this directed at the author of these edits, or at yours truly? We may never know, but to me it seems like a cry for help from our dear intoxicated editor.
His drug-fuelled world is filled with dragons called Betty, David Bowie with insane hairstyles, and epic fantasy focussed on very short people.
Poor thing.
With lolz,
E.Maree
xoxo
Character-Driven Storylines
I’ve noticed my recent writing has been very character-centered – particularly in the books set in the world of death gods and Reapers, where the vivid world is counteracted by a very personal storyline. This is quite the change to Dragon Tamers, which was very plotline driven – there was a world, and it needed saved, and these characters were doing it; versus here is our main character, these are their problems and this is their world.
In rewriting the Dragon Tamers series into The Network, my recent attempts have been more character driven - partially due to writing Neil Gaiman, who, despite characters like the protagonist of American Gods being arguably low on the personality front, somehow manages to make them very real.
There are faults to this – things become a lot more meandering, and a lot of readers would prefer to find out where the plot is going rather than listen to a character’s whining.
But it feels great. My god, does it. After years of having the plot move these characters, instead their moving the plot, and it’s fantastic. It’s how writing should be – organic and unpredictable, changed by the twist of a characters thoughts.
Despite authors like Stephen King’s passionate insistence that plots should be determined by the characters as it goes, I moved towards detailed, outlined plots after growing to hate my old ways of letting it go wherever it wanted and never knowing where it was headed, how it would get there, or whether it would make any sense.
But seeing this type of effect on writing – organic and natural, not forced by the need to think up a plot twist to keep the story going, or to follow a predetermined outline – I think I’m beginning to understand just what it means.
My advice: try it. Find that plot-piece character, give them voice and attitude, and let them speak. See where the story goes from there.
Love,
E.Maree
xoxo
I'm back…
...and it's been a while.
As I documented earlier in a few posts, I started working a 'real job', and quickly discovered I don't have the strength to write as much as before when I'm working so hard.
This lead to a lot of angst, but work also lead to something more - after slowly starting to pick up books, I found the time between getting buses in and waiting to get them home was perfect for reading. I hadn't enjoyed reading in more than a year - a side-effect of my depression that I never expected.
With the combination of great webcomics (Zombie Hunters) leading me to great podcasts (Writing Excuses), and getting addicted to the crack-like guilty pleasure that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.... I'm writing The Network again.
Properly. Professionally. With redrafting and editing and hopefully, with the help of some forumers, beta readers.
I missed this.
Expect more blog entries, soon - with anything from random acts from the rewrite to book and movie reviews.
It's good to be here again. =]
E.Maree
xoxo
VIRTUAL DRAGINZ
Interview's up at the Brownville Herald. xD
Surprising lack of quote-mangling in this one, except for the VIRTUAL DRAGINZ that appeared because the journalist didn't like my on description of things: "Usually, if I’m asked about Dragon Tamers, I blush and force the questioner to change the topic - but this is an interview, so I guess I can’t pull that one off. I’d want it to sound as cool as possible, so I’d probably tell them something really dramatic and exciting, like… “It’s about a universe evolving out of control, and the lost souls who get caught up in the collapse of reality and thrown into a fantasy world. They new purpose in life is to escape this video-game based world with their lives intact, fighting against monsters of all kinds in a messed up new world - but on the bright side, they’ve got dragons on their side.”"
YOUR FACE, BROWNSVILLE.
I did like how I got to end the article, though. :3 *happy dance* I GET THE LAST WORLD, HAHAHAHA. And I was kind of surprised my vicious 'god no' to the 'next JK' label was left unedited, rofl.
The interview used, in it's raw uncut 'I did this at 8am with no sleep' glory is below if you haven't already read it.
THAT IS ALL ![]()
e.m.rowling lololol
xoxo
the next jk rowling?
Just for you guys, an interview for the Brownsville Herald, unedited and reaching your eyes a week in advance. It was an article about the next JK Rowling, which isn't usually a good match for me since I tend to groan at the mention of Ms Rowling's name in comparison to me, but hey... it was a good interview, I hope the answer's don't get too badly ruined in editing, haha. I feel bad about having to voice my dislike for Paolini, though. I have this fear he will find out and hunt me down, at which point I will discover he's actually a pretty cool person apart from the intent to kill me.
And even though it's no interest to you, this interview is reaching you at 7.15am and I haven't slept. Sleep is for sane people, after all.
When did you decided to start writing?
I've been writing stories ever since I learned how, early on in school. It had always been short stories I'd worked on, though - it was only around 2001 that I started seriously considering writing a novel.
When did you decided to start writing?
I never really 'decided' to write at any point, it was just something I'd always done and deeply enjoyed doing. I'd spend so much free time on it, racing through classwork just to find free time to write in. I know why I write, though - since I was very young, I've had books affect my life, keeping me smiling. When I started writing, my aim was simply to make people smile through what I wrote... though nowadays, I'm a much darker person, and my aims when writing aren't only to make people happy, but to affect the reader's emotions in any way I can.
How did you come up with your idea?
If I knew where my ideas came from, they'd probably be a lot less fun to be struck by. They just come at me out of nowhere - there will be ideas hinted at in movies, comics, songs or random conversations that I'll like and run with, like virtual reality. Or I'll just find a starting point and go anywhere from there. I don't even try to figure out how it all works now, I've sort of accepted there are parts of my head I'm never going to understand.
If you were talking to someone who never heard of Dragon Tamers, how would you describe the book?
Usually, if I'm asked about Dragon Tamers, I blush and force the questioner to change the topic - but this is an interview, so I guess I can't pull that one off. I'd want it to sound as cool as possible, so I'd probably tell them something really dramatic and exciting, like... "It's about a universe evolving out of control, and the lost souls who get caught up in the collapse of reality and thrown into a fantasy world. They new purpose in life is to escape this video-game based world with their lives intact, fighting against monsters of all kinds in a messed up new world - but on the bright side, they've got dragons on their side."
When did you publish each book? How old were you at the time?
The first book was released in 2004, when I was thirteen, and before long demand required over 50,000 copies of it to be printed; the second came along six months later and a year older. It meant growing up far too fast, and the pressures of it almost killed me, but it was worth it.
What do you think about people calling you "the next JK Rowling" or calling your book "the next Harry Potter"? Do you like that idea, or does it bother you? Why?
God, I loathe that title. Writing is about originality, not how many big names you get compared to. Aside from that, the book's nothing close to Harry Potter in content, and my style is in no way influenced by Rowling. I respect her work, and the fame it's gathered is amazing - but the comparison paints the writing career under as one of fame and riches, and that couldn't be further from the harsh reality of the field. But I'm still going to be buying the last book the day it's out, and hiding in my room so nobody can spoil the ending before I finish it.
What do you think about being compared to Eragon?
Nobody's actually compared me to Eragon to my face, which is probably for the best. I'd never heard about the series and the author until I was given the book at a singing, so comparisons get shot down on the spot - and I've heard too many tales about Paolini's attitude towards readers to be comfortable being compared to him. That said, I'll probably end up meeting him at some point and having all my reservations about him proven false, but I'll keep ahold of them until that time comes.
What do you hope to do next?
Right now, I'm working on a wide variety of novels, to prove to my fanbase that I deserved all the support they've given me and showcase the my vastly improved writing skills. After I've left school, I'm planning to get out and explore the world. Ideally, I'd like to do that traveling in support of my books - for instance, I'd love a chance to prove myself in America, I've never been there in my life and the scope of my plans would work well over there. All I know is, the future is going to be fantastic - I'll be doing what I've always done: fighting to bring my ideas to life and introduce some insane, exciting things to this world, and enjoying life.














