EmmaMaree.com YA Writer, Tech Support Girl & Tea Addict

Strange Search Terms from the Depths of Google

I was discussing the Google Analytics system recently, and ended up having a look over some of the Google Search terms leading people to my site. Some of the usual popular terms are still going strong - 'tootsie pop', 'louder than god's revolver and twice as shiny', 'haggis', 'fallen book' and of course 'emma maree' - but there were some interesting ones out there in the Google Search masses.

diy game cave

If I knew how to build this, I would build a DIY Game Cave. I expect this is like your standard Man Cave but with a focus on gaming, so lots of flashing lights, a huge TV and a comfy chair. I would love to build this.

deep fried moon bar

Somebody needs to make this so I can eat it. Google doesn't even know what a Moon bar is. We've got Milky Way bars and Mars bars, but no Moon bars - Mars Inc. needs to get right on that.

how to not be soppy

Fiancé's reaction to this: "Why are they asking you?"

He's not wrong either. I get horribly upset when I stand on peoples toes. Sometimes I even cry. I'm a terrible romantic, but I'm fantastic wimp.

Anyway, embrace being soppy. It's cute. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.

it's party time book

Stealing this for a book title.

"IT'S PARTY TIME" by Emma Maree. Coming to all good book sellers when I find a story brilliant enough for that title.

nobody is perfect all have fallen short

You're not wrong, but still - people are pretty awesome. Keep your heads up high, comrades. Go get some hugs.

obsessed with children's books

There are worse things to be obsessed with. Mainly other people's children.

artsy pigeons and ice cream

And now I'm very tempted to change the title of this blog to 'Artsy Pigeons and Ice Cream'. Oh, the temptation.
I also want to be friends with whoever searched for this.

An artsy pigeon contemplates the rule of thirds

Credit where credit's due: This post is heavily inspired by Chuck Wendig's search term bingo (NSFW).