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  • Tea addiction level: FUCK YOUR PREMADE TEABAGS I'M MAKING MY OWWWWNNN
  • He's peeking. 👀
  • First #DnD session as a DM went really well! A cheating groom was caught and kicked out, the bride married a zombie with amazing dance moves, a crime family kidnapped a magical baby, and the Marielle millionaires are out for blood and ready to move against the groom's family.
  • The November @birdandblendtea flavours are PERFECTION and their new festive packaging is adorable!
  • Arthur been creating chaos all day, stealing Halloween sweets, trying to eat earplugs, and refusing to sit anywhere in the car except on the parcel shelf. And now, of course, he's playing innocent soft boi. #pugs
  • Dave made little soy sauce and tofu kitties!
  • Yesterday's dinner, roasted gnocchi and ham hough in a mustard sauce.
[Cookbook: The Quick Roasting Tin]
  • Tonight's late dinner: chicken soup (made all proper with a chicken carcass) with noodles galore. Bit of a faff to make but worth it to be able to add in SO MANY NOODLES.