The Day The Alarm Didn’t Stop
Early this morning, there was a problem in the office where I work.
The security door is stuck with the alarm blaring. Ow, my head. #officeproblems
— Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
Initially, I wasn't too fussed. I had mechanisms in place to deal with distracting office noise.
Headphones + white noise ftw. It's bad that I've developed coping methods for preserving sanity during alarm failures...
— Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
But then it continued for over an hour.
The alarm is still going at full volume. The door engineers need to be sent up from Glasgow. 3 hours away. #help — Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
Think I'll spend lunchtime hiding in the canteen and listening to "Cabin Pressure". — Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
And continued.
HULK SMASH PUNY DOOR ALARM
— Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
...and continued...
A guy with a toolkit just came in, looked at the door, and then left. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
— Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
Until, four hours later:
FINALLY. SILENCE. Finallllllllyyyyy~ — Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
And hours later, the memory remains.
My ears are still ringing... — Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
Though there were some highlights to lessen the headaches.
The fire alarm test went wrong and the alarm got stuck for a minute. Between each blast there was hysterical, terrified laughter. #notagain — Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
Oh hey, looks like half the building thought that was an actual alarm. *waves out the window*
— Emma Maree Urquhart (@EMaree) January 28, 2013
After all that, I'm glad to me home with a cup of Chai tea and my trusty TARDIS dressing gown. It's just a shame I can still hear the ringing.
Moriarty Computers: Jim’ll Fix It








“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Jim from IT by day. Consulting Criminal by night. Sometimes, both worlds collide.
Quotes (paraphrased) from the IT Crowd. Inspired by this awesome gif. I couldn’t resist expanding on that.
“Yes, hello, this is Moriarty Computers. What, really? All over the keyboard? Again? Well, alright. There’ll be an extra charge, though. I hate working with blood, means I have to wear latex gloves. No, no, it’s fiiiiine. Jim’ll fix it.”
For context, the wonderful original video these images are based on:











