Advisory: This post quotes homophobic slur-words.
As often as I use it for reference, the Wikipedia community isn’t one I care much for. Though always stringent when it came to rules, lately they’ve become almost tyrannical, and the sites owners seem to support it, introducing I.P. recording for all visitors – a move that takes a bold step out of the comfort zone for the privacy-conscious.
Buuuuuuttt that’s not why we are here.
Why we are here is to laugh at vandalism.
Some recent edits got flagged up by the forum members, prompting me to do a bit of investigation into the history of some of the pages. And there, I found this beauty:
””’Dragon Tamers””’ is a novel about jared and his adventures with his good freind betty the dragon they get up to all sorts of mischief, in the sequel, mason comes along, he is well known as the evil Lord Gandolf, he is also a dragon tamer, but his dragon, Frodo is not as well tamed as jareds betty, this series is written by [[United Kingdom|British]] author [[Emma Maree Urquhart]].
Also, a later edit: jared is a poof.
I want this on a t-shirt.
JARED IS A POOF.
Also amidst this edits were the words “I’m on drugs.” Was this directed at the author of these edits, or at yours truly? We may never know, but to me it seems like a cry for help from our dear intoxicated editor.
His drug-fuelled world is filled with dragons called Betty, David Bowie with insane hairstyles, and epic fantasy focussed on very short people.