Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-26

Mind reader. RT @neilhimself I think I need tea. Or another extra day between Saturday and Sunday. We can call it Melvin. #
Freelancing it up! This particular project has some of the image work already done, which saves me a fair bit of time. :D #
Torchwood S02 – Loving undead!Owen. This whole series is 'Owen series' (or 'Zombie series'). #
Torchwood S02E09 – "Those claws seem like an awful method of alien abortion. She should have, like, a giant… scoop!" #
SPIDER IN BATH. Have relocated to couch. HIGH GROUND! Dave has got rid of, tho he sounds grumpy. Grumpy hero! <33333 #
Nearly stepped on a decapitated rabbit on the way to work. Got such a fright. Entrails everywhere, yuuuuuuuuuuuuck. >_< #
I've broked used-goods.net. Sorry 'bout that, a file transfer last night moved files instead of copying. Trying to fix, but limited atm. #
#musicmonday Taking Back Sunday's album "New Again". If you liked "Louder Now", this is more of the same – over-polished but catchy. #
Torchwood S02E10 – An exercise in atmosphere that did alright, but not spectacular. Ending was a bit too depressing and sequel-y. #
Torchwood S02 – Owen's gone from awesome zombie awesomeness to being the background character enemies will sniff and go "ew out of date". #
Heading to bed. Used-Goods Forum restore is still in progress – sorry guys, it's absolutely huge and takes ages to do. #
Calculate how much influence you have on Twitter. I'm surprisingly high, 91% – http://twinfluence.com/ #
Illegal immigrants are now entitled to free NHS health care. Ugh. 'Illegal' means they're not supposed to be here, not 'make them at home'. #
Disclaimer: It's an opinion. I'm fine with legal immigrants, but the luxury treatment (at taxpayers' expense) the illegal ones get is mad. #
So. Ill. D: #
I've been on GMTV (This Morning) and was interviewed by Michael Ball. #lameclaimtofame #
I just got the Firefox error page titled: Well, this is embarrassing. It's awesome! http://www.flickr.com/photos/playerx/3686299476/ #
Torchwood S02's 'Adrift' was depressing as anything. Made me pine for Nine and Ten's happy ending. EVERYBODY LIVES. (Please?) #
'Fragments' made up for it by being fantastic for a clipshow ep. John Hart looks different and I don't care much for the change. #
Off to bed. Still feel like a wreck. I think my body may be rejecting its own organs. :P #
THAT WAS CREEPY. Facebook users, try out the 'My Story' function of this shark attack vid: http://bit.ly/yMgm5 #
The Prototype vid that uses similar Facebook info to make you a part of the trailer is good as well: http://www.prototype-experience.com/ #
I think whoever it was who left belt loops off of my trousers may be the same criminal who leaves out pockets on so many womens trousers. #
"Streets of Blood" lost me when I realised the opening credits were in Papyrus font. #
Good night with Jackson, Jose, Johnny and a bunch of Haveloch dudes. The place has grown on me – it's so personal! =D Also, doggies! #
Also watched Torchwood: Children of Earth Day 1. Cliffhangers! D: And I thought up an awesome Torchwood parody of the Killers' "Human". #
Why am I so stoked about getting the Torchwood radio plays? It's just… RADIO PLAYS! I love them, they're awesome. #
Articificial brain 10 years away. Ghosts In Shells and Matrixes expected shortly after. :P http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8164060.stm #
Man who killed wife with paving slab to head found saying 'My name is Jeremy Clarkson – if I die, you die too.' http://tinyurl.com/lbn3he #
Celebrating 1,692,000+ hits for Used-Goods.net. Because I don't check the stats enough. xD (Had no idea it was so high!) #
Put a new page up on Used Goods for my review policy. Reviewing books is good fun. :D Authors, get in touch! http://tinyurl.com/lj58pn #
Torchwood Marathon OVER! Final verdict: It's like Doctor Who, but instead of "Everybody Lives!" it's "Everybody Dies!". Unless you're Jack. #
There was a red squirrel runnig around the town on the way to work today. =D Never seen one in the flesh before, it was really cute. #
Some sick twat in Inverness skinned the tail off a cat. Ugh, anger and sadness. http://tinyurl.com/kr5mtu #
The heavens have opened! And dumped lots and lots of rain on us. How nice of them. #
Sex offenders who 'no longer pose a risk' can now be removed from the Register & police databases. Oh, FFS. http://tinyurl.com/km5p8l #
OH HAI. For #followfriday, you should all follow @nopolymerchains and use #emiliesrack to talk about her cleavage. Do it for the lulz. !fb #
The blog at http://bit.ly/yIrgV
now has a mailing list feature! I'm not a fan of RSS so I approve. =D #
Yo dawg I herd you like sleep, so I put your Dave to sleep so you can sleep while he sleeps. #
Great video of a song @amandapalmer wrote to try and get her record label to drop her: http://tinyurl.com/c8hfax #
The label have refused to promote her work because she wouldn't let them edit her video to make shots of her belly "more flattering". #
23 Months! Love you, @Daveface. 2 Years next month, whoa. #
The violence in Calais right now is scary – I don't think I would risk traveling through there. Also, RIP Harry Patch. D= #
Out-of-date jam smells distinctly alcoholic, and our bread is too big for our toaster. Strange Days at Belivat House. =O #
Been having some anniversary good luck as well! =D Dave's work paycheck from about 2 months ago came thru, I found teabags! #
Was looking to get a review copy of "Outlander" (popular romance set in ancient Inverness & highlands), found it's "Cross Stitch" in UK. o_O #
Ooops, missed my 1000th tweet. 999 was saying Torchwood Marathon was over, 1k was an @ reply to about Torchwood. =O #
Dave is a Crunchie-hating freak. He told me this after I bought two bars of Dairy Milk with Crunchie. #
Sure, why not. Join in with the #Ebuyer649 iPhone giveaway http://sn.im/ebuyer_sat #
Just got an e-mail for my new 'penpal', a lovely 8-year-old girl from California who shares my name & loves writing. She's so cute! =D #
Dear GMail, please fix your lack of signature feature and ability to insert images into e-mails*, and then you can be perfect.(*Am I blind?) #
Yeah, on further examination of their prices I'm disappointed. The BNPL plans were the attraction, but Dave voted against them. #
Just got confirmation from my dad (who looks after stock 'n delivery) that we can send some books to the little girl in California! =D #